Boooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

Where the Hell did everybody go? Memorial Day weekend was spent at the condo. Alone. With no computer b/c my hard drive died. Boring. As Hell.

RIP, Mike V

Forgot to give a shout out to LSU mascot Mike V, after he passed away on friday. He's no doubt already terrorizing lesser mammals & mascots in the habitat in the sky...

Selfishly, we (LSU) now have our motivation for this year's inaugural Saban Bowl against Bama- "Win it for Mike V!"

Man, that's a handsome kitty!

Congratulations, Steven & Amy!

Steven and Amy Naul

A good friend of mine got married last friday in an absolutely beautiful resort named El Dorado Royale on the Riviera Maya in Mexico. People if you have chance to go to this place at some point- GO! You'll thank me later!

Made some new friends too...

DJs Creamy Smooth & Vaquero Madero

Amy & Steven enjoy their 1st post-nuptial smooch

Amy & Steven in a hurry to consummate the marriage

Rare appearance of Led Zeppelin with 5th member, Angry Wolf (kneeling)

Female hard rockers, L7, also made an appearance

Guns 'N' Roses showed as well, seen here waiting on Axl per usual

Oasis with new Jewish singer, Seamus O'Rosenberg (2nd from left)

Even the President of NBC made a brief appearance

World's 1st All-Girl Gangsta Group, Charleez AK-Angelz
wowed the crowd with their handgun filled stage show

Royal Couple of Liechtenstein, Lord Kyle Du Discount
& Lady Andrea Du Room Service

Kid Rock & entourage chilling at the Casitas pool


Steven confronts a paparazzi

Kings beds... where the magic happens

And... the star of the show... Whitney, the Wedding Donkey

What My Name Would Be Under The Spanish Naming Convention

Corey Hazel Jerald Frederick Jefferson Lorraine Louise Chatelain Perrodin Simon Pizzolotta

My only question is- what exactly is my last name/surname here? Chatelain? Perrodin? Simon? Pizzolotta? Yoinks!

Quick Update Again

New York Rangers lost their series to Buffalo in 6 games. They made it way more competitive than Buffalo wanted & were a few plays away from actually winning the series themselves 4-1. Lindy Ruff is still a wicked bad douchebag. Ryan Miller stood on his the netire series. Henrik Lundqvist kept the Rangers in the series the whole way, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.

Arsenal drew againt Chelsea in the EPL, 1-1.

Milan overcame their 3-2 ECL aggregate in the San Siro against ManU, as I predicted, in trouncing the Mancs 3-0.

Liverpool, also as I predicted, will meet Milan in the ECL final in a rematch of their 2005 classic thriller. Here's to hoping that the Milanese can overcome the 'Pool & theat ostrich-looking wanker, Peter Crouch.

P.S. Quick update b/c I had a lot going on last week with my mom being in town & helping me get my condo in some semblance of presentable order & helping me purchase furniture & arranging things. Thanks, momma!

Also, no big updates this week since I'm heading to Mexico for my good friend Steven's wedding... at a REAL resort. Real posh digs apparently. Hopefully they let riff raff like me stay there longer than a drink or two...