For the last God Damn time, people, it's the fucking pedal on the right! That's the accelerator. Got it? Don't hang in the left lane on the Interstate, chilling in my blind spot for miles & miles... put the effort in, summon the will & strength to move your foot the extras 1/4 inch & depress the accelerator the extra 5 MPH bump to pass me like a man. The longer you hang out there, the higher the chance we make contact. It's a simple concept. You don't want to risk the extra 5-10 MPH b/c you're scared to get a ticket, don't fucking pass. Simple concept too.
And why do you decide to speed up & not want to be passed when I attempt to pass? Get your feelings hurt? It's like the rest of life & you get envious & jealous for somebody passing you by? Drive the same god damn speed & I won't have to pass your sorry ass.
I hate you Bamas... y'all are the worst at this. "Ain't no Jew-looking boy gonna pass me & my Tiiiide! Roll Tide!"
Well, fuck you, Brodie! Quit being a No-Passhole! I bet you're so pleased with yourself in your crimson colored pick-up (shhhhh, I won't tell anybody it's really a red truck & not crimson). Now make like a running back & drive faster or get the fuck out the way!
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