No more cowbell!No matter what the SNL skit said, remember it was satire, you don't need more cowbell! Nay, in fact, I satirically suggest that cowbells are a subtle symbol of racism. How so? Pay attention. Cowbells are worn by cows who are generally owned by farmers or people in the dairy industry, correct? Farmers usually grow things such as cotton. Cotton was picked by blacks in the SOuth during slavery, ergo according to the Law of Roundabout Assertion, cowbells are racist b/c they are used by farmers who some of which owned slaves.
Also from the dairy industry, milk is white, which is obviously produced to be white to subtly remind us that white people are better than everybody else & that only through white people can people get strong & healthy bones. Just look at the fact that most black & white cows are generally viewed as white cows with black spot rather than black cows white white spots thus proving people's disposition to want to prop up white people over everybody else, especially blacks since it's a white cow with black marks, implying that white cow is the base or the pure.
Milk, it does a racist's body good...LSU 31, Mississippi St. 13
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