Not only does it have a zippy, tangy taste that all pedophilic, megalomaniacal conquerors can enjoy, but it also soothes your damned soul from the tortures & temptations the jinn may inflict upon you... Drink straight for maximum effect...
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/12/world/middleeast/12fatwa.html?_r=3&hp=&oref&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
So run down to your local market, kill some Jews & enjoy the Prophet's Urine.
Side effects may include amorous feelings towards camels, affinity for sandy areas, the condition known as "Jihad Jimmy," hatred of women & delusions of Paradise
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/12/world/middleeast/12fatwa.html?_r=3&hp=&oref&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
So run down to your local market, kill some Jews & enjoy the Prophet's Urine.
Side effects may include amorous feelings towards camels, affinity for sandy areas, the condition known as "Jihad Jimmy," hatred of women & delusions of Paradise
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