Tasty Nuggets, Week 10

"Derrick is sayin the fight dont end til u die B*CH" -
Derrick Odom, A Letter From Derrick To The Chumps, ca. 2007

"Derrick is trippin on how these fools try to run up on u behind ya back when they know they cant f*k wit
u 1 on 1 but he got something that will shut all that sh* down" -
Derrick Odom, A Letter From Derrick To The Chumps, ca. 2007

And thus the Gauntlet was thrown down to Darth Saban by now former Tiger, Derrick Odom, who no doubt has been trained in the the mixed martial arts form known as "Internet Tough Guyate" In fact, he is known in the ITG world as MC Refers To Himself In 3rd Person When Makes Threats, or his screen handle "crthi3pwmt69."

And he's soon to release his new EP with North Gate Souljahs feat. MC DO on Tigah Boyz Records called The Hat Can't Fade Me! (Saban's a B1tch!). Here's an excerpt from da slammin 1st single The Fight Don't End (Til U Die, B*tch)

Like foolz at da Varsity

Everybody wants a parts of me

And try ta ruin my flava

When I run my game

Now lil Nicky come aroun

Sayin how he built dis town

But we all know it's

Da town that made his name

Talkin all dat noize

Down playin ya old boyz

And now in my anger

I'm stahtin' ta feel'a twitch

He rolls wit da tide

My anga won't subside

One thing's forever true,

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch!

(Wick wicka wick)

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch! [angry chorus]

(We comin atcha Saban!) [threatening indiv. testimonial]

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch!

(Can't run from da North Gate Souljahs!)

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch!

(The Hat has yo azz marked!)

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch!

(225 represent!)

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch!

(I'm Derrick Odom ! I'm ruthless!)

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch!

(70803 gonna go carazy on you!)

The fight don't end til u die, b1tch!

(Outro with a crazy instrument that doesn't fit but strangely works in a rap tune, like say, ummmmm, a dulcimer, yeah, that's it a dulcimer. A ducilmer is hot hot hot!)

Welcome to Week 10 of the Tasty Nuggets...

Week 9 Quick Review

Boston College +3 at Virginia Tech
Boston College 14, Virginia Tech 10
SU: Won; ATS: Won

Cal +3 vs. Arizona St.

Arizona St. 31, Cal 20
SU: Lost; ATS: Lost

Georgia +9 vs. Florida
Georgia 42, Florida 30
SU: Lost; ATS: Won

Florida St. -17 over Duke
FSU 25, Duke 6
SU: Won; ATS: Won

Ohio St -4 at Penn St.
Ohio St. 37, Penn St. 17
SU: Won; ATS: Won; LOW: Won

USC +3 at Oregon
Oregon 24, USC 17
SU: Lost; ATS: Lost

Nebraska +21.5 vs. Texas
Texas 28, Nebraska 25
SU: Won; ATS: Won

West Virginia -6 at Rutgers
West Virginia 31, Rutgers 3
SU: Won; ATS: Won

USF -4 vs. UConn
UConn 22, USF 15
SU: Lost; ATS: Lost

Ole Miss +17.5 vs. Auburn
Auburn 17, Ole Miss 3
SU: Won ATS: Won

Weekly Record
SU: 6-4, .600
ATS: 7-3, .700
LOW: Win

Sason Record
SU: 58-32, .644
ATS: 46-44, .511
LOW: 4-5, .444

South Carolina +4.5 at Arkansas- Reason #15,864 why I'm crazier than you, thoughts like this roll around in my head- Why doesn't President Clinton show up at Razorback athletic events anymore? Wow! Looking at the list of natable alumni on Arkansas' website, who knew Pat Summerall was a Razorback alum?? Little known fact about this bit of info- nobody cares. South Carolina 23, Arkansas 21

Nebraska +17.5 vs. Kansas- Hahahahahahahaha, I've seen it all now! LSU win a national title, I got out of credit card debt, people making excuses & giving rights to illegal aliens, etc. And now Nebraska a 17.5 pt. under dog... to Kansas!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha Ok I take that back, I haven't seen it all. 2 things are left- 1. The Saints in a Super Bowl & B. a dyslexic, transgendered Inuit midget becomes president. Kansas 35, Nebraska 20

Texas A&M +20.5 Oklahoma- I dunno why, just b/c, ok? B/c A&M plays Canadian football with that 12th man thing, ok? Maybe, that's why! Or b/c the iPhones are taking over the world!!!! Ahhhhhhh iPhones ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Oklahoma 41, Texas A&M 21

Oklahoma St. +3 vs. Texas- Here's your "upset" special of the week. Just as the sideline reporter will be interviewing Matthew McConaughey-hey for 18th time & someone somewhere around the country undoubtedly makes the umpteenth Wooderson reference, the Pokes win the game by kicking an oblong ball through a giant H. Most exhilirating. When you think of garbage, think of Akeem. When you think of obtuse references & quasi-funny bits, think of Chuckles. Oklahoma St. 27, Texas 24

LSU -7.5 over Bama- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll fall flat out on my face for this one probably but just remember I'm falling flat on my face with Nick Saban's picks. The man who went from not being able to outrecruit Michigan to a recruiting genius takes on his former employer who he allegedly made even though he himself acknowledge the wealth of talent in the state of Louisiana when he took the job in the 1st place. Chicken, meet egg. Oh & BTW Finebaum, don't mistake my hatred for Bama having anything to do with St. Nick. I despised, had enmity, raged against, deplored, hated, soat at thee from the deepest darkest pits of my soul against Bama loooooooooooong before Saban was even a coach at Toledo much less when he was at LSU. Also, make no mistake, Finebaum. LSU's unhealthy "schoolgirl crush" & preoccupation with Nick Saban" is much more reasonable & sane than the pathology of Bammers worshipping a dead drunk who twisted the recruiting rules like a pretzel. So, in conclusion, F*CK YOU, BAMA. LSU 30, Bama 21

Missouri -4 over Colorado- Well, Missouri certainly has shown themselves to be a pretty good team. Which is nice since they're from the Show Me State. Get it? Get it? That's so ironic. But this is all a mute point b/c I'll be in Tuscaloser this weekend & will be too busy drinking beer & taunting the literacy & vocabulary skills,or lack of, of Bammers. More uselss info & speculation: I bet a guy named Chaz is the kind of guy that carries around an iPhone downloading all the hottest ringtones & games right to your fingertips. Missouri 35, Colorado 24

Clemson -16 over Duke- Duke had their best shots at winning a conference title when they had Steve Spurrier & JJ Reddick. Both are since gone. Tree Rollins is gone from Clemson too but they still have too many weapons. Speaking of weird, besides me, am I the only one who thinks Tommy Bowden could also pass for Tommy Tuberville's cousin or brother too? They're both named Tommy, I wonder if they're related? Clemson 35, Duke 13

Air Force -16 over Army- Look out! Air Force now throws the ball! Which is actually unfiar since Army is inherently doomed to the gorund game being infantry & all that. Except that the Air Force was spawned from the Army Air Corps post-WW II. WW II. I like when old war vets refer to as World War II as either "The Big One" or "W-W I-I." Hey, spekaing of post-WW II we still have troops stationed in Korea for the ramifications of the Korean War, some 50-odd years ago. Why doesn't the news media write about the "quagmire" in Korea? Or refer to Iraq as another Korea? Turn the news off & do some actual thinking. Just saying.... Air Force 31, Army 14

Arizona St. +7 vs. Oregon- I would like to take this opportunity to remind people that the ASU Devil mascot makes me think of that deviled ham brand of potted meat with the devil logo. Hey speaking of "deviled" foods. You would think the Devil's culinary interests would be geared towards things like infant human intestines & hearts. Cream of soul soup. Or pickled eyeballs. Stuff like that. Menacing, real scary horrific stuff. Not eggs with paprika on them. Ooooooh, scary, Satan, paprika on eggs! Ahhhh, I fear for my mortal soul! Oregon 27, Arizona St. 24

Fresno -20.5 vs. Utah St.- Fresnois a farming community?? Really?? They have farms in California? What kind of crops grow in Cali? Skateboards? Outlandish hair dye? Silicon implants? Computers? Ooooh I betta stop making fun of Cali before Ahnold Da Gohvinator terminates me. Oooooh, I'm no Running Man! I call your bluff! I Total Recall that bodybuilding is not the same as being a good fighter! You're a fake Predator! You'll be the 1st & Last Action Hero to be governor! John Wayne would've kicked your a$$ after smoking a pack of Marlboros, the unfiltered kind, then washed it down with some good bourbon & would've made you say "pilgrim" for each knuckle sandwich he fed you. Yes, even if his real name was Leslie. Fresno St. 38, Utah St. 7