Tasty Nuggets, Week 13

Notre Dame was supposed to be the LOW! D'oh! Welcome to the quick & dirty post-gluttonous tryptohen intake festival edition of the Tasty Nuggets...

Week 12 Quick Review
Mississippi St. +11 vs. Arkansas
Arkansas 45, Mississippi St. 31
SU: Won; ATS: Lost

Georgia -8 over Kentucky
Georgia 24, Kentucky 13
SU: Won; ATS: Won

Northwestern +13.5 vs. Illernoise
Illernoise 41, Northwestern 22
SU: Won; ATS: Lost

LSU -18 at Ole Miss
LSU 41, Ole Miss 24
SU: Won; ATS: Lost

Notre Dame -5 over Duke
Notre Dame 28, Duke 7
SU: Won; ATS: Won; LOW: Won

Wisconsin -13.5 at Minnehaha
Wisconsin 41, Minnehaha 34
SU: Won; ATS: Lost

Memphis -11.5 over UAB
Memphis 25, UAB 9
SU: Won; ATS: Won

USM -3 over UTEP
USM 56, UTEP 30
SU: Won; ATS: Won

ULM +25 at Bama
ULM 21, Bama 14
SU: Lost; ATS: Won

Ohio St. -4 at Michigan
Ohio St. 14, Michigan 3
SU: Won; ATS: Won

Home Double Digit Underdogs
1. Arizona +11 vs. Oregon, Won
2. BYU +10 vs. Wyoming, Won
3. Ole Miss +18 vs. LSU, Won
4. Baylor +14 vs. Oklahoma St., Lost
5. Army +15.5 vs. Tulsa, Won
6. SMU +12.6 vs. UCF, Lost
7. Minnehaha +13.5 vs. Wisconsin, Won


Weekly Record
SU: 9-1, .900
ATS: 5-5, .500
LOW: Win
HDDU: 5-2, .714

Season Record
SU: 82-38, .683
ATS: 59-61, .492
LOW: 7-5, .583
HDDU: 7-7, .500


Arkansas +13 at LSU- The Nutt is out in Arky, McFadden is off to the NFL at the end of the season & The Hat may be trading in the cap for a stocking cap. Not! In the Miles-to-Michigan next year story, it will be once again a piece of evidence that if the media repeats something often enough it becomes a fact to most people. I long for the days when nes was about what happened instead of what might happen... LSU 31, Arkansas 23


Boise St. +4.5 at Hawaii- Chaka Brah! Boy dat Haole ballslinger, Brennan got his bell wrung, bruh. Dat Blue Turf Broncos gonna beat dem Rainbow Warriors silly. I mean da history say Hawaii get conquered & now Hawaii wanna be in the BCS, bruh? Dem Mainlanders ain't gonna le tdem Islanders in dat BCS. Boise St. 57, Hawaii 55 (3OT)

Texas -6 at Texas A&M- Tuberville to A&M! From one ag school to another! Mack Brown will eventually get his a$$ handed to him by two coaches in the Big 12. Stoops & Tuberville. VY got a younger brother to save Mack's job & buy him another 5 years??? Texas 34, Texas A&M 24

Auburn -6 over Bama- Oh snap! Did dat Warhawk bus a nutt on you, Saban? UAB Pt. Deux! I told yo azzes, Bammers, exactly what you gonna git wit Saban- losses in the last minute & a loss to a team you shouldn't lose to! Booyahkuh nutz, Bammer b1tches! And now "Bama's mad! They gonna geat Auburn!" Whatever, there's that little matter that you suck! JPW < style="font-style: italic;">Auburn 21, Bama 12



Florida St. +14 at Florida- Despite Jenn Sterger defecting to Hot! Hot! Hot! USF, FSU will win ATS strictly b/c of the rivalry factor. Mainly b/c Papa Bobbay Bowden fails asleep in the 3rd & Jimbo & the other 145 head coaches at FSU's staff don't get their plans all foiled by Bobbay's meddlin'. Or Tim Tebow ravages Jenn Sterger all throughout the 2nd half like a trashy romance novel. Wear a rubber, dude. Florida 34, FSU 23


Missouri +1.5 at Kansas- Tigahs vs. Tigahs in da BCS Bowl! That way there'd be a 2nd game where analysts could, quip, "Well you know, Poser Show Host Guy, one thing is certain in this matchup, the winner will be the Tigers, ha ha ha... hun hmmpf hunh hah ha." (Cue douchey older white types slapping each other on the back impressed with their juvenilistic wit.) Missouri 30, Kansas 28


Georgia -3 at Georgia Tech- Georgia 2 straight over the spread! Mark Richt or Evil Helen Hunt Male Dude, has Chubby Stafford wheelin & dealin & runnin & gunnin. Psssst, Knowshown Moreno runs ANGRY. He scares me. Please, please, pretty please Tennessee beat Kentucky. No want face Evil Richt & Angry Moreno & Tubby Stafford. Georgia 27, Georgia Tech 14


Clemson -2.5 at South Carolina- Get your good vieiwing spots for the SS Sinking Spurrier. Gamecocks have petered out & are sinking fast. Raise your hands if you think Spurrier went home after Tebows 7 TDs against his Cocks & passed a pouyank in jealousy?? Clemson 26, South Carolina 21

UConn +17.5 at West Virginia- Rich Rodriguez distraction alert! UConn bet that Rich Rodriguez to Michigan rumor will get louder. And Rich doesn't even wear a funny hat. Or wear his hat funnily. Makin up words! Yeeeeeeehaw! That's such a pinnaclastic talent I have. There's another one! West Virginia 38, UConn 27


Notre Dame +3.5 at Stanford- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The Irish are an under dog to Stanford?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Cheeburger cheeburger!! Emuburger emuburger!!! Beware Fightin' Irish! You're headed to California, Land of the Pacifists, so they're already lining up a court injunction & lawsuit in feigned outrage & righteous indignation at your "Fightin'" in the mascot name! Notre Dame 31, Stanford 21


Home Double Digit Underdogs!
1. Syracuse +19.5 vs. Cincinnati
2. Pitt +10 vs. USF
3. San Diego St. +11 vs. TCU
4. Rice +12.5 vs. Tulsa