After Dinner Mints, Week 3

Oh Snap, once again I gots bad taste in da mouf!

TCU -8 over Air Force
Air Force 20, TCU 17
SU: Lost; ATS: Lost
Damn you, Horny Toads! You iz losing me twice dis year! Frog legs be made out of ye I say to thou for thouest to understand? Gotz it?!

Arkansas +3.5 vs. Bama
Bama 41, Arkansas 38
SU: Lost; ATS: Win
Hoorayz for 1/2 pernts! Eat a d1ck, Sabanz!

Auburn -13 over Mississippi St.
Mississippi St. 19, Auburn 14
SU: Lost; ATS: Lost
Time for the truth- Cox sucks. Which is ironic since you would think Cox would be getting sucked. I told you don't fuck wit dem Owlz, WarBeagles. Woof.

Tennessee +7.5 vs. Florida
Florida 59, Tennesse 20
SU: Won; ATS: Lost
I hate Jebus' Co-Pilot, Trim Teblowz. He threw a pick & I saw it! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Colorado +4 vs. Florida St.
Florida St. 16, Colorado 6
SU: Lost; ATS: Lost
In a true sign I'm getting to be a lush & older, I was too tired to stay up & watch this game. Hooray for sleep!

Middle Tennessee +42 vs. LSU
LSU 44, Middle Tennessee 0
SU: Won; ATS: Lost
Mmmmmmmm, I likez Kool-Aid! Move over, Tuberville, there's a new Riverboat Gambler in town, Ryan Perrilloux! Get it?

Kentucky +6.5 vs. Louisville
Kentucky 40, Louisville 34
SU: Won; ATS: Won
Yeah boy! SEC "crap" is still better than Mid-Major powers!

Michigan -7.5 over Notre Dame
Michigan 38, Notre Dame 0
SU: Won; ATS: Won
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, Notre Dame is Le Suck. How do you say "sucks really bad" in Latin? Notre Dame, suckus maximus.

Texas -19 over UCF
Texas 35, UCF 32
SU: Won; ATS: Lost
Texas with no Vince Young or Limas Sweed = average... and prey to Mack Brown's buffoonery.

USC -10 over Nebraska
USC 49, Nebraska 31
SU: Won; ATS: Won
Yes, but it was the most astounding 31 pts. ever given up. I'm just saying, prevent defense or not, Nebraska overrated or not, USC still gave up 31 on the road when you can only dress 60. So either way, USC's top defensive players were playing when they gave up 31. Furthermore, why play prevent anymore if your defense is so good & the danger of 31 pts. being perceived wrong is out there? Just saying... LSU has only given up 7 pts. ALL SEASON & even those 7 pts. could be disputed in replay...

Weekly Record
SU: 6-4
ATS: 4-6
LOW: Won

Season Record
SU: 20-10, .667
ATS: 13-17, .433
LOW: 2-1, .667