Holy F Bombs, Batman

I had my turkey, where da cranberry sauce at?

LSU's offense answered the questions about them last night... by apparently punching the askers of those questions in the mouth. They beat the doubters with giant corn dog shaped clubs. 48 points & 598 yds. of offense on the other best defense in the country. Unfrickingbelievable.

I've never seen a Virgina Tech team "not want any." But on several occasion's VaTech's defense looked downright scared. All-American LBs Hall & Adibi looked like amateurs, which they are supposed to be but they look amateurish in that small town half-ass community theater sort of way.

Sean Glennon... oof... let's just say "he ain't good."

Now there'll probably be a portion of haters & dufii out there that will inevitably have cries of "Virginia Tech was way overrated" to downplay LSU's performance but that list of "Team X is 'overrated,' " is growing mightily by the day (Michigan, Notre Dame, Texas, Auburn, Hawai'i, etc.), so at some point somebody overrated has to be misrated or they just put in a bad performance (Texas, week 1?).

Lots of delicious schadenfreude to go around on Saturday- Bama's punt returner hot-dogging allowing the Vandy guy to push him out at the 1, Auburn losing to USF in OT (Hey, WarChickens, if Auburn would've won would y'all have blamed USF's kicker for missing 4 FGs like when y'all boo-hooed over Vaughn missing 5 3 yrs. ago vs. LSU? Waaaaaaaaah), Da U getting Da Shit beat out Dem by OU & VaTech's vaunted defense made to look like Polish World War II cavalry versus Panzers.

The Big Ten continues to look majorly weak this year, Michigan looks like they've already quit on the year, Ohio St. only beat their powder puff by 18, Wisconsin struggled out in Vegas & Notre Dame looked downright pathetic again against Penn St. Yes, I know Notre Dame isn't in the Big Teneleven but they should be so I could then call it the Big Tentwelve. Or Big 12-2, Big 12B, Big 10(12), etc.

Next up for Da Tigaaaaaaahs, Middle Tennessee St. & let down alerts. While I don't expect them to lose against Middle Tennessee obviously, now is not the time for LSU to start basking in
their limelight or results, so strap it on, back to business on monday & let's end up treating Middle Tennessee like the I-A bottom of the barrel fungus they are!

P.S. Also really enjoyed the Ryan Perillucks Tim Tebow fake run pass for a TD. Ohhhhh snap we gots our Tim Tebow in Da House.

P.S.S. For a crappy running back, The White Rhino, Jacob Hester, is the fricking man.