Monday, April 9, 2007

Arsenal Fails To Score Yet Again

It's been hectic trying to keep up with regular posts between Arsenal, the Rangers run to get into the NHL playoffs & appeasing the voices in my head with Left bashing drivel but Arsenal failed to score against West Ham United on saturday in a 1-0 loss & again, today against Newcastle United in a 0-0 draw... The last time Arsenal scored, it was 1675 & Ronald Reagan was president of the US, bread cost 2 cents & the #1 hit was Fear of Dissentary (Save The Colony) by Crownie King & The Cholera Bringers.

Anyway, Arsenal remains in 4th b/c Bolton & Everton drew 1-1 so Bolton remains 2 pts. behind & Arsenal also has a match in hand as well but at this rate Arsenal may fall to 4,534th place in the EPL & thus qualify for the ECL through the backdoor Euroweenie Middle East Appeaser clause instituted by FIFA this year, b/c of the high number of Frenchman in Arsenal's squad.
The ever-growing French Connection of the EPL has already surfaced in British military tactics with the recent cowering to Iran taking 16 British sailors hostage alledgedly in Iranian waters (Britain alledges in Iraqi waters) in an act of war but the sailors never fired a shot & were then paraded around on tv during their capitivity in direct violations of the Geneva Convention but as we all know the Geneva Convention only exists to levy charges against US Conservative-led administrations & their military actions.

Don't give up, Thierry! You're not in the British navy!

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