Sean Avery Facts, Edition #1

1. The sound of thunder is created when Sean Avery checks another player

2. 3 out of 4 dentists agree that Sean Avery would knock your teeth out, the 4th dentist is just a Devils fan, so he's stupid anyway

3. Sean Avery has slept with every woman in the world & most of them on Mars, Jupiter & Neptune

4. Sean Avery holds the vast majority of the NHL scoring records as "Wayne Gretzky" is a pen name of Sean Avery

5. Sean Avery is listed as a WMD by the United Nations

6. Sean Avery will hunt down & punch in the face anyone who dares say "this list of Sean Avery facts on this Chuckles' blog is just a ripoff of Chuck Norris bit"

7. Sean Avery is Chuck Norris' daddy

8. Sean Avery taught both Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris karate

9. Things that are afraid of Sean Avery- Death, Fear, Hurt, Pain & Dudes with girlfriends

10. Tim Tebow is a false god masquearading as having the powers of Sean Avery

11. Sean Avery invented the Internet & kicked Al Gore's ass for claiming that he had.

12. There was no atomic bomb detonated at Hiroshima, it was just Sean Avery throwing a bodycheck into the Japanese city that casued it to incinerate

13. U.S. Attorney positions exist at the whim of Sean Avery

14. The Great Wall of China was built in a feeble attempt to keep out Sean Avery

15. Heavier than air travel doesn't actually exist, things "fly" b/c Sean Avery throws them

16. Sean Avery single-handedly won World War I

17. You wouldn't like Sean Avery when he's angry

18. E = Sean Avery

19. Sean Avery invented the number 16

20. On the 16th day, God created Sean Avery