41. Sean Avery lives in the 16th Dimension.
42. Sean Avery taught John Bonham how to play drums.
43. Black Sabbath wrote Sabbath Bloody Sabbath in honor of a Sean Avery performance on the Sabbath.
44. Sean Avery is Todd Fedoruk's daddy.
45. They say that 'no man is an island,' but Sean Avery is not a man, he's the Shiznit.
46. Sean Avery solved Pi.
47. The most famous Bible Verse is Avery 3:16, "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Shiznit, Sean Avery."
48. Sean Avery ended the Cold War when he checked Russia on it's ass.
49. A Sean Avery guitar has 16 strings.
50. Sean Avery won Super Bowl XVI all by himself.
51. When Sean Avery messes with a bull, he does not get the horns, the bull gets the Shiznit.
52. In the field of Theoretical Shiznit Physics, the unifying element of the Universe is Sean Avery.
53. Sean Avery is the 16th planet of the Solar System.
54. One unit of Sean Avery length is 16 inches.
55. A Sean Avery style building has 16 floors & 16 columns.
56. When Sean Avery lived in Los Angeles it was called 'Los Averyes'
57. Sean Avery was not born, he spontaneously came into being after a massive check.
58. U.S. nuclear powered submarines are really powered by sweat taken from Sean Avery
59. We all exist at Sean Avery's whim.
60. Sean Avery has never lost a fight.
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