21. There is no Illimunati or New World Order. It is Sean Avery that secretly runs the world.
22. Sean Avery invented heavy metal.
23. Sean Avery ran the Moors out of Spain all by himself.
24. Sean Avery invented bodychecks.
25. The US Air Force's F-16 fighter is called The Fighting Sean Avery.
26. It takes 16 wins to win the Stanley Cup b/c Sean Avery's number is 16.
27. 4 is the square root of Sean Avery.
28. Tornadoes are caused from the turbulence of Sean Avery flipping the bird.
29. Joe Montana wore the number 16 for the 49ers only b/c Sean Avery let him.
30. The $16 bill has a picture of Sean Avery on it.
31. Sean Avery owns 16 Ferraris
32. Half of 32 is Sean Avery
33. Sean Avery was the 16th state admitted to the Union
34. Sean Avery was his prom's homecoming king 16 times
35. Sean Avery invented hockey
36. When the going get tough, the tough emulate Sean Avery
37. All your things are belong to Sean Avery
38. Avery, New York Ranger was a television show cancelled b/c of its' graphic content. Walker, Texas Ranger was the watered down version that was aired
39. Sean Avery has laughed in the face of Death 16 times
40. Sean Avery was the Pharoah of the 16th Egyptian Dynasty
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