Sean Avery Facts, Edition #4

61. Most people have 5 senses, lucky ones have 6th sense, but Sean Avery has 16 senses.

62. George W. Bush was not always the idiot some claim he is. Sean Avery bodychecked him once in a pickup hockey game & President Bush has never been the same since.

63. Sean Avery taught both Jimi Hendrix & Stevie Ray Vaughan how to play guitar.

64. Sean Avery has the 16th highest GNP (Gross National Product) in the world.

65. Adolf Hitler didn't commit suicide, Sean Avery killed him with a bodycheck.

66. Synthesized amino acids from Sean Avery can cure wimpiness.

67. The Pope takes orders from Sean Avery.

68. Sean Avery defeated Roy Jones, Jr. the only time they've ever fought.

69. Sean Avery was the 16th President of the United States.

70. It is impossible to look directly at Sean Avery. If you attempt it, he will check you.

71. The M-16 assault rifle was named after Sean Avery's number.

72. Sean Avery has 16 girlfriends whom are all hot.

73. Sean Avery was born in a Bethlehem manger 1600 years ago.

74. Sean Avery is the 16th richest person in the world.

75. Sean Avery has been elected mayor of his hometown 16 times.

76. Sean Avery invented sex so that the rest of us would have something to be happy about.

77. You can block a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick if you're Sean Avery.

78. Dynamite is made from Sean Avery's blood.

79. Sean Avery's sweat could provide for the US' energy needs for the next 16 centuries.

80. Sean Avery knows when you've been naughty or nice.