Which One Is Which?

I can't tell whom is who?! Both have boyish good looks, hynoptizing goofy smile, both believe in Xenu (or maybe only one, but who really cares?)

Which one is Tom Edwards and which one is John Cruise?

Tom Edwards or John Cruise?

John Cruise or Tom Edwards?

If Tom Edwards can tap into the women-who-voted-for-Clinton-b/c-they-thought-he-was-good-looking demographic, Tom Edwards can maybe upset both Hillary Obama & Barack Clinton to win the '08 Presidency